Saturday, February 18, 2006


"Only if you go to the right sites."

Little boy: Mom, can I download you?

--Barnes & Noble, Astor Place

Boy: I'm scared of skeletons.
Chick: How come? They're just bones.
Boy: No, evil ones. Like pirate skeletons.

--Port Authority

Chick #1: One of my earphones on my iPod is completely busted.
Chick #2: Why? Do you listen to it really loud?
Chick #1: Yeah, on the subway. I try to drown out the noise.
Chick #2: I wish they made iPods for the nose so you could drown out the smell.

--Life Cafe Nine 83, Bushwick


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